⚠️ 8,000+ NEW VULNERABILITIES ANNUALLY

Got a Squeaky
WordPress Site?

Like the legendary blue and yellow can, WP40 penetrates deep into your WordPress problems, loosens stuck code, and gets things moving again. Now with 2000+ uses!

Penetrates: Deep into 96% of plugin vulnerabilities
Lubricates: Slow sites to under 2-second load times
Protects: Against attacks every 28 minutes
Stops Squeaks: Fixes that annoying White Screen of Death
Spray My Site - $149
★★★★★ 4.9/5 (2,800+ saved sites)
WP40 multi-use specialist ready to spray your WordPress site
IT'S JUST WOW!

The WordPress Security Crisis

Your site isn't paranoid - it really is under attack

8,000+

New Vulnerabilities Annually

That's 20+ per day!

28min

Between Attack Attempts

52 exploit attempts daily

96%

Vulnerabilities in Plugins

Not WordPress core!

$3.3M

Average Breach Cost

For SMBs

⚡ Critical Alert: Major Plugin Disasters

Really Simple Security plugin (4M+ sites) had an authentication bypass so severe, WordPress pushed automatic updates for the first time ever. LiteSpeed Cache (6M+ sites) revealed multiple critical vulnerabilities.

Your plugins are ticking time bombs. We defuse them.

WordPress Problems We Penetrate & Lubricate

Just like WD-40 has 2000+ uses, WP40 fixes everything WordPress throws at you

🚨 Emergency Squeaks (Need Immediate Spray)

White Screen of Death

The infamous WSOD - your entire site and admin panel gone. Usually PHP memory exhaustion or corrupted core files. We spray it back to life in under 2 hours.

Common Cause:

Elementor's "Improved CSS Loading" + cache plugins = disaster

Japanese SEO Spam

55.4% of all WordPress malware! Creates thousands of counterfeit luxury goods pages. Google blacklists you. We eliminate every trace.

Infection Rate:

500,000+ sites infected annually

Database Connection Lost

"Error Establishing Database Connection" = complete site failure. Wrong credentials, corrupted tables, or server issues. We reconnect and repair.

Downtime Cost:

54% of outages cost over $100,000

⚡ Rusty Performance (Need Speed Lubricant)

Core Web Vitals Failure

Google's INP metric requires <200ms response or you lose rankings.

WP Rocket + our tuning = pass

Plugin Bloat

Query Monitor shows 50+ database queries per page. Each plugin adds weight.

We trim the fat

3+ Second Load Times

47% expect 2-second loads. 40% abandon at 3 seconds. You're losing customers.

We get you under 2 seconds

Shared Hosting Death

128MB PHP memory limit. Noisy neighbors. Your e-commerce site is doomed.

We migrate you properly

🛒 WooCommerce Rust (E-commerce Seizures)

Payment Gateway Failures

Recent checkout block updates break payment gateways. Orders stuck in "Processing" forever.

  • ✓ SSL certificate issues
  • ✓ API credential problems
  • ✓ Test mode left on (oops!)

Inventory Sync Disasters

Selling products you don't have. 5-15 minute sync delays = overselling nightmares.

  • ✓ Square sync failures
  • ✓ Amazon/eBay conflicts
  • ✓ Cache preventing updates

100,000+ Products = Death

WooCommerce chokes at 10,000 products without optimization. Admin panel timeouts guaranteed.

  • ✓ Need HPOS implementation
  • ✓ Redis/Memcached required
  • ✓ 8GB+ RAM minimum

The WP40 Formula: 2000+ WordPress Uses

Just spray and walk away! (Or sign up for monthly spraying)

Emergency Spray

Site Down? We're On It!

  • ⚡ 1-hour response for emergencies
  • ⚡ White Screen of Death repair
  • ⚡ Database connection restoration
  • ⚡ Critical error recovery
  • ⚡ Emergency hack removal
  • ⚡ 500/503 error fixes
$149 /incident
Security Shield

Fort Knox Protection

  • 🛡️ Japanese SEO spam removal
  • 🛡️ Malicious redirect cleanup
  • 🛡️ Backdoor elimination
  • 🛡️ Firewall implementation
  • 🛡️ Brute force protection
  • 🛡️ 2FA setup
$349 /month
Speed Demon

Core Web Vitals Pass

  • 🚀 LCP under 2.5 seconds
  • 🚀 INP under 200ms
  • 🚀 CLS under 0.1
  • 🚀 WP Rocket configuration
  • 🚀 Image optimization
  • 🚀 Database cleanup
$799 /one-time
E-commerce Pro

WooCommerce Doctor

  • 💳 Payment gateway fixes
  • 💳 Checkout optimization
  • 💳 Inventory sync repair
  • 💳 HPOS implementation
  • 💳 100,000+ product optimization
  • 💳 Cart abandonment fixes
$399 /month
Most Popular!

Monthly Lubrication

  • 🔧 Weekly plugin updates
  • 🔧 Daily backups
  • 🔧 Security monitoring
  • 🔧 Uptime monitoring
  • 🔧 2 hours support time
  • 🔧 Monthly health reports
$249 /month
Site Moving

Zero-Downtime Migration

  • 📦 Complete backup & verification
  • 📦 DNS management
  • 📦 SSL certificate setup
  • 📦 Database optimization
  • 📦 Permalink preservation
  • 📦 SEO protection
$499 /migration

⚠️ Warning: Do not use WP40 on Node.js or Python websites

Choose Your Spray Pattern

From quick squirts to full-coverage protection

Quick Squirt

$149

Per incident

  • Single issue fix
  • 48-hour turnaround
  • Basic diagnosis
  • No ongoing support
Emergency Only

Regular Spray

$199

Per month

  • Weekly updates
  • Daily backups
  • Security monitoring
  • 1 hour support/month
Good for Blogs

Heavy Duty

$349

Per month

  • Everything in Regular
  • Performance optimization
  • Malware removal
  • 2 hours support/month
  • Priority response
Most Popular!

Industrial

$899+

Custom pricing

  • Everything included
  • Dedicated support
  • Custom development
  • SLA guarantees
  • White-glove service
Enterprise Ready

Why We're Better Than The Competition

🏃‍♂️

WP Buffs: $67-500/mo

Great service, but you're paying for their fancy offices

🐌

SiteCare: $990+/year

Enterprise focus = enterprise prices. Minimum annual commitment.

🎯

WP40: From $149

Premium service, fair prices. We're efficient and expert.

Satisfied Squeak Stoppers

Real businesses saved from WordPress disasters

JM
Jessica's Boutique
WooCommerce Store
★★★★★

"Japanese SEO spam destroyed our rankings. WP40 cleaned 5,000+ spam pages and got us off Google's blacklist in 48 hours. Sales back to normal!"

TF
TechFlow SaaS
B2B Platform
★★★★★

"Core Web Vitals were killing our SEO. INP was 450ms! WP40 got us to 180ms and our traffic jumped 35% in 6 weeks."

RC
Restaurant Chain
15 Locations
★★★★★

"Payment gateway crashed on Black Friday. WP40's emergency team fixed it in 90 minutes. Saved us $50,000+ in lost orders!"

2,800+
Sites Fixed
$3.2M
Saved in Downtime
99.7%
Success Rate

Frequently Asked Squeaks

Everything you need to know about our penetrating WordPress service

Is WP40 really like WD-40 for WordPress?

Absolutely! Just like WD-40 has 2000+ uses and fixes everything from squeaky hinges to stuck zippers, WP40 fixes everything WordPress - from White Screen of Death to Japanese SEO spam. We penetrate deep into your code problems, displace the bugs, and protect against future issues. Plus, we smell better than WD-40!

My site was hacked with Japanese SEO spam. Can you really fix it?

Yes! Japanese SEO spam affects 55.4% of all WordPress malware attacks. We've cleaned thousands of infected sites. We remove all spam pages, clean your database, eliminate backdoors, submit to Google for blacklist removal, and implement security to prevent reinfection. Usually takes 24-48 hours for complete cleanup.

What's this about Core Web Vitals and INP?

Google's INP (Interaction to Next Paint) is a critical ranking factor. You need response times under 200ms or Google will tank your rankings. Most sites fail miserably. We use WP Rocket, proper caching, JavaScript optimization, and other techniques to get you passing scores. Average improvement: 65% faster.

My WooCommerce store has 50,000 products and it's dying. Help?

WooCommerce needs serious optimization above 10,000 products. We implement HPOS (High-Performance Order Storage), add Redis/Memcached object caching, optimize your database queries, upgrade your hosting to handle the load (minimum 8GB RAM), and implement proper caching strategies. Most stores see 70%+ speed improvements.

How fast can you fix a White Screen of Death?

Emergency fixes typically take 1-2 hours after we get access. The WSOD is usually caused by PHP memory exhaustion, plugin conflicts (looking at you, Elementor!), or corrupted core files. We diagnose via FTP/SSH, fix the root cause, and get you back online fast. Our record: 17 minutes for a simple memory limit issue.

Why are you cheaper than WP Buffs or SiteCare?

We're efficient, not fancy. No expensive offices, no venture capital to pay back, no bloated management structure. Just experienced WordPress experts who know every trick in the book. WP Buffs charges $67-500/month, SiteCare wants $990/year minimum. We start at $40 because we believe good WordPress maintenance shouldn't cost a fortune.

Do you work with all hosting providers?

Yes, but we'll be honest - if you're on GoDaddy's $3/month shared hosting with an e-commerce site, you're gonna have a bad time. We work with all hosts but recommend quality managed WordPress hosting like SiteGround, Kinsta, or WP Engine. We also handle migrations if your current host is the problem (spoiler: it often is).

Emergency Spray Service

Stop The Squeak NOW!

Your site is under attack every 28 minutes. Don't wait for disaster.

Emergency response in 1 hour • Regular response in 2-4 hours • We work weekends!

Or if you prefer the old-fashioned way:

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